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nothing like spiking up your stressful for 0.3 seconds before you realize what's going on 😆😆😆

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A couple days ago… tragedy struck. No alarms. No sirens. Just an empty space in my fridge where these once lived. I knew immediately what had to be done. I saddled my loyal steed (a slightly disappointed Ford), tightened my boots, and embarked on a perilous quest through two full feet of snow, battling black ice, rogue shopping carts, and at least one guy who refused to signal. The journey was long. The winds were unforgiving. The Costco parking lot? A lawless frontier. But I pressed on. Inside, I navigated the ancient stone halls, slipping past sample stations, dodging families arguing over bulk hummus, and avoiding eye contact with the man giving out financial advice near the freezers. And there they were. Carved from the breast of noble chickens who likely lived better lives than me. Lightly breaded. Perfectly processed. Edible gold. I secured the goods, wrapped them in ice like priceless artifacts, and made the return journey home—victorious, humbled, and slightly over budget. Now they rest peacefully, frozen in time, awaiting their destiny. Air fryer. Dipping sauce. Silence. Some foods aren’t just food. They’re a lifestyle. A personality trait. A commitment. If these ever disappear from shelves… I will not be okay. What food could you absolutely not live without?? 🤔 (And be honest… is it a struggle food, a comfort food, or something wildly specific that you pretend is “normal.”) #costco #chicken #food #foodlover

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yes, I broke this level up in half. that's just how long it took me to finish it 🤣🤣 #kaizo #smw #mario #snes #gaming

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also are the feet supposed to be touching the floor 😂 #pixelart #gamedev #help #noob #question

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